Nothing happens in this book
(Book)

""This book looks boring, doesn't it?" says someone from somewhere in the dark. Lighting a lantern and exploring the next few pages, our guide seems to confirm his assumption--not another soul, or anything, to be seen! But wait! Peeking around the corner of the page, our guide spies something: a striped ball. And a brand-new shoe ... Hmm, how odd. As our guide walks on, he discovers other abandoned random things: a bright red nose, a tiny car, a giant baton. Growing more and more curious, our guide keeps on and finally puts together the pieces of the puzzle: a parade is about to start, and he, with the reader's help, can make it happen! It turns out everything happens in this book!"-- Provided by publisher.