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1) Amazing cows
Author
Publisher
Workman Pub
Pub. Date
2010
Physical Desc
89 p. : col. ill : ; 25 cm.
Language
English
Description
Jokes, humorous stories and poems, a comic book and other misinformation about cows.
3) Calypso
Author
Language
English
Appears on list
Description
Personal essays share the author's adventures after buying a vacation house on the Carolina coast and his reflections on middle age and mortality.
4) Bossypants
Author
Language
English
Description
From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon, comedian Tina Fey reveals all, and proves that you're no one until someone calls you bossy.
Author
Pub. Date
2010
Language
English
Formats
Description
In this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Author
Pub. Date
2010
Language
English
Description
The author presents a collection of three animal-themed essays. In The Toad, the Turtle, and the Duck, a group of complete strangers bitterly discuss the order of things within the animal kingdom. In Hello Kitty, a miserable alcoholic cat attends AA. In The Squirrel and the Chipmunk, two lovers are torn apart by their quarrelling families.
Author
Publisher
!tbooks, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers
Pub. Date
2014
Physical Desc
viii, 277 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
Language
English
Description
In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no "service dogs" on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really...
Author
Publisher
Gallery Books
Pub. Date
c2012
Physical Desc
viii, 243 p. ; 23 cm.
Language
English
Description
"You're not doing it right." Writer/comedian Michael Ian Black has been hearing these five words all his life. And now--on the eve of his fortieth birthday--he is finally beginning to wonder why. As a husband and father living in the suburbs, Michael asks the question so many of us ask ourselves at one point or another: How did I end up here? (And also: If Fat Kevin Federline succumbs to his own wasted potential, what does that mean for the rest of...
Author
Publisher
Dutton
Pub. Date
c2008
Physical Desc
237-596 p. : ill. ; 22 cm.
Language
English
Description
The best-selling author of The Areas of My Expertise presents a tongue-in-cheek compendium of made-up facts that fall under such headings as "The Method by Which We Elect Our Presidents," "How to Be a Famous Minor Television Personality," and "Gambling: The Sport of the Asthmatic Man."
16) Half empty
Author
Publisher
Doubleday
Pub. Date
c2010
Physical Desc
224 p. ; 22 cm.
Language
English
Author
Series
Dilbert book volume 5
Publisher
Andrews and McMeel
Pub. Date
c1995
Physical Desc
128 p. : chiefly ill. ; 23 cm.
Language
English
Description
Dilbert is aluckless, cubicle-dwelling engineer. His canine companion Dogbert, plans to conquer the planet and make all the people his slaves. Toghether they navigate a world filled with clueless and annoying people.
18) Simple times
Author
Publisher
Grand Central Pub
Pub. Date
2010
Physical Desc
304 p. : ill. (some col.) ; 27 cm.
Language
English
Description
With her special brand of humor, Sedaris shows how to make popular crafts, such as crab-claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe-paper moccasins; how to remember which kind of glue to use with which material; how to create your own craft room and avoid the most common crafting accidents; and, how to cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, and many more recipes.
Author
Pub. Date
2017.
Language
English
Formats
Description
"A hilarious story of jumping into new experiences with both feet and a surprisingly poignant tale of a working mother raising three kids"-- Provided by publisher.
"'Is there a secret to happiness?' asks comedian Paula Poundstone. I don't know how or why anyone would keep it a secret. It seems rather cruel, really ... Where could it be? Is it deceptively simple? Does it melt at a certain temperature? Can you buy it? Must you suffer for it before...
Author
Publisher
Crown Archetype
Pub. Date
c2010
Physical Desc
247 p. : ill. ; 24 cm.
Language
English
Description
Carolla's comedic gospel of modern America rips into the absurdity of the culture that made Steve Miller a rock star, demonized the peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum-wagers with axes to grind.

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